August 2011
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thiskingdombythesea:
jeucebocks:
Me: Hey Tumblr, I’ll be right back, I just gotta- Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down. Me: Ok
all the time!
tumblr can be so abusive at times
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I say a lot of wrong things, don't I?
Or maybe it’s just me. But I feel like when ever I say almost anything, someone has some sort of negative retort, whether it’s fact, fiction, or an opinion.
Does everyone think I’m a fucking idiot, or do people just like to argue/one-up me?
It’s either a mystery I’ll never figure out, or a curse.
The Hurricane
operationfailure:
decimare:
cupofwater:
ferginator:
People in New York:
People in Florida:
lmaoooo, so true
I’m still worried about everyone though.
Thanks Sarah! The rest of Florida, go fuck yourself, this is new to us.
I live in Florida and hurricanes fucking rule
I dislike too many things.
TWO MORE MINUTES
UNTIL I CAN TAKE THE FINAL EXAM FOR MARTY’S TRAFFIC SCHOOL.
…Finally, goddamn.
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If you have a confused patient
theitunurse:
Who is insistent on getting out of bed, for the love of whatever is above us do not put the side rails up. It gives them further to fall.
Never thought of it this way…hmm
pretty. blue.: Do you know what true silence is?... →
youreastalker:
uglytshirt:
genderfuked:
freddyloveskoko:
Do you know what true silence is?
Hint: it’s inside your head.
I work at a fucking Chinese food restaurant. I work hard for my money.
I don’t particularly LIKE my job, just like I don’t particularly LIKE my school.
It does not help when I am a stranger in a place I feel safe in. Like my job. I’m a good worker; no matter what...
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LOL @ Summer Slaughter
Oceano: NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU LOOK TO THE SKY...GOD WILL NOT ANSWER!!!!
*Loud screech from the microphone...only one all night*
Marty: Well, there's his answer.
LOLOLOL wtf
So I went to summer slaughter last night
Saw Kalaka, Within the Ruins, Oceano, As blood runs black, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Powerglove, Six Feet Under, Dying Fetus, Darkest Hour, and Whitechapel. The Black Dahlia Murder was on the bill, but I left before them because I think they’re annoying.
Oceano was the worst band of the night. The only bands I actually enjoyed were Dying Fetus, Six Feet Under (Chris Barnes<3333), Powerglove,...
I'm leaving to South Florida tomorrow to visit my...
I’ve been really excited about it all day, until the realization that my mom is rotting in a hospital bed hit me, and she will be alone for four days.
I can’t stand that fact, and I’m currently up at 12:05 right now crying my eyes out because of how complicated my life is/has been. It sounds selfish, considering the situation at hand, but seriously. I feel like I’m the...
- My Relationship With My Bestfriend
oddtaylorfuturegang:
When We Fuck Some Shit Up
In The Car
When She Does Some Shit That I Don’t Like
When I Do Some Shit She Doesn’t Like
When We Just Swaggin
Mom Asks What We Doing
When We Go Somewhere Together
Backing Each Other Up
Shit, That’s My Nigga
What’s Gonna Break Us Apart ?
I wish I had a best friend :(
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This lady. Um.
fuckyeahmedicalstuff:
theitunurse:
ladykatlyn:
Are you a Doctor? Either way: you’re a douche (not you LadyK! :) )
Um, HI, nurses work twice as hard as most doctors and get NO credit whatsoever.
In my opinion, nurses work hard their whole lives at being a nurse (well a lot of them…after the nurse last night at the hospital, I now realize some are there just for the paycheck) but...
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My mom is in the hospital again for heart...
Potentially pericarditis or pleurisy or maybe something else. Her WBC is 20 (normally 5-10) probably meaning she has a bad infection…in her heart.
Go figure that I’m the asshole that when she told me, I said “stop smoking please?” and she replies “oh, okay”.
K guys, I’m a douchebag, and I’m going to have to live with this fact because there’s...
Apparently, according to my last post,
there are only two people who still enjoy being a woman, and I don’t think one of them even is a woman.
Hm. The world is backwards.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ryan: The singer from Warrant died today
Marty*: Well...I guess God had a Warrant for his *life!
I ruined the joke -_____________-
“IT’S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA”
– Every movie that comes out, ever. (via wagsnax)
Whatever happened to women enjoying being women?
I like being soft, delicate, and sweet.
Or at least trying to be, considering that I’m naturally clumsy, frumpy, and lame.
I don’t know why everyone is in to being so rude and brash these days.
seriouslybravo:
if you ever really need your hopes and dreams to be crushed, share them with your family.
lol ‘WHAT’S AN AS DEGREE AS AN RN?’
I don’t know, mom, what’s a certificate to be an LPN?
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xanax is the stupidest drug ever
Did kale just get like a new marketing person?
wamiv-:
because I had never heard about this fucking vegetable until like last month and now everyone is talking about it like it is mashed potatoes or something.
I bet kale hired the same firm that made avocados explode onto the mainstream like 2 years ago.
RIGHT? I was literally thinking about this yesterday…I almost literally went to the store and bought kale.
