October 2010
simply complicated: fuck →
otherworldly-:
idiosyncratic:
welcometochaos:
fuck you valencia ..
all that stupid ass school cares about is getting paid. they could care less if one student learns a damn thing . and attendance policy ? this is college not middle school . if i want to miss every class but turn in all the work thats all that should matter MY INTELLIGENCE…
yeah, valencia did that to me too. that’s...
simply complicated: fuck →
welcometochaos:
fuck you valencia ..
all that stupid ass school cares about is getting paid. they could care less if one student learns a damn thing . and attendance policy ? this is college not middle school . if i want to miss every class but turn in all the work thats all that should matter MY INTELLIGENCE…
yeah, valencia did that to me too. that’s why I switched to ssc.
I'm the best housewife in the world ever ~
Woke up at 6:45 am, made coffee, made peanut butter toast and a granola bar for Marty, woke him up at 7:10 (gave him a little longer to sleep) sexed him, poured him some coffee, and sent him on his way to school.
:)
“You’re so cute…I just want to curl you up into a little ball and...”
– Marty.
Does anyone else watch bully beatdown?
if you don’t, I suggest you look it up. It’s pretty badass.
This is what Marty wants to get me for Christmas...
http://www.bdsmtoybox.com/7769a-steel-yoke-spreader-bar.aspx
went to get birth control today
and had my first pelvic exam >.< most intrusive thing ever.
eh
1.) Do you know how your parents picked your name? not sure, but I do know that instead of Christina, I was going to be a Heather, a Tiffany, or a Rachel. Hm.
2.) Do you have any article of clothing that has a lot of memories attached to it? I’d have to think about it and look through me clothes…I don’t think so.
3.) When you’ve had a terrible day, how do you deal with it? run...
Sometimes I look over at my Marty
and just go…Damn.
You know what's really weird?
Being nineteen and married. I mean, honestly, it doesn’t feel any different. But sometimes, I’ll just look down at my ring…
()
and just think, “oh my god…”
It feels good though. A year ago early September 2009, I ran away from my mom’s house. Since then, I’ve moved five times, met a lot of people, and done a lot of stuff. Now, I’m married,...
I am a guy, and I am very jealous of girls....
satan-just:
whiteblankpagexo4:
this is adorable.
ugh
MARRY ME
I feel like Marty wrote this :}
Me, emailing my psych teacher because I don't want...
Me: Hi, it's Christina. I was just wondering if we were doing something exceedingly important tonight, or if it's just a review? Marty and I really aren't feeling up to it, because we've had a busy week, and today's kind of a free day, with the exception of tonight.
Teacher: Lol. No, I'm going to cancel. Have a fun night off.
****She cancels all the time, it's awesome.
Most kinky thing ever last night
omg
“When I was in sixth grade, I emailed the local TV station to tell them to change...”
– College Humor, “Pwn My Life: Issue 38
I used to be so upset when I had to walk home from elementary school and I never made it by 3:00.
“Curiosity killed my cat, and my best friend. I really should’ve named my...”
– Brian Mates
Dear Coke Talk: On not purple. →
noraleah:
She’s a national treasure, she is.
dearcoketalk:
no, i’m not wearing purple on wednesday.
the day i’m asked to wear a color for straight people, is the same day i’ll wear a color for gay people. if gay people want to be treated as equals, they need to realize that being an equal doesn’t mean having a day devoted to yourselves. that’s automatically trying to put yourselves above...
“Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The...”
– Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary.
“There was, I remember, no elephant on the boat that passed us across that...”
– Ambrose Bierce, What I Saw of Shiloh
Today's the day
wish me luck, guys.
You know
much like everyone else my age, I’m sure, I’m just really tired of this generation. Really. This goes for every part of it. Media (music, movies, tv, news, etc) politics and government, and most of all, the dependency on technology. Don’t get me wrong, I love my laptop, but shit. You could take it away from me tomorrow and I wouldn’t freak out. Same with my phone. (my...
i miss weed
g0rewhore:
haven’t smoked in two months
ugh
Try four months
Tonight's South Park is fucking brilliant.
yep
I have to do a research paper
and the only topic I can think of is how many women commit homocides/suicides while they’re pmsing.
what if people discriminated against you for being...
not a stranger to it
You know
I want to change a little. I’m tired of my…”style”. Literally, all I wear are jean shorts and tank tops. I have so many tank tops.
I’m just kind of one of those girls that, if I wear something “trendy” and out of the ordinary of myself, it’s extremely noticeable, to the point where I look like I’m trying too hard.
Damn it!
Slightly Bored & Severely Confused: Just had my... →
idiosyncratic:
againstdagrainn-:
idiosyncratic:
What the fuck…the weird thing is that he’s like 21 and she’s like 16 or 17…wtf guys
waaat? who? which ex? omg i need to know.
I don’t know if you ever met my friend Terri, I’ve known her since she was in diapers. I recently just…
For real! I wouldn’t be so thrown off about this if she had mentioned it to me while we were...
Just had my first experience with a friend dating...
againstdagrainn-:
idiosyncratic:
What the fuck…the weird thing is that he’s like 21 and she’s like 16 or 17…wtf guys
waaat? who? which ex? omg i need to know.
I don’t know if you ever met my friend Terri, I’ve known her since she was in diapers. I recently just hung out with here for the first time in a while, and everything was awesome, and she just changed her facebook status...
Just had my first experience with a friend dating...
What the fuck…the weird thing is that he’s like 21 and she’s like 16 or 17…wtf guys
