fmylife: Today, I was taking off my eyeliner with a qtip, only to look down and see the black AND yellow stained tip. Someone put a used qtip back in the box. FML wooooo they submitted mine :)
Fucking Weird Shit →
I think there might be an ounce of hope.
I can't spell when I'm sad.
Please, just fucking talk to me. Acknoweldge my exsistence. :(
prettyproblematic: Do you think when Truman left his show, it collapsed the world’s economy? Holy shit I was just watching that on TBS!
Last night was interesting. Jessica got me out of the house, and took me to Christina’s party. I didn’t drink or do anything I normally wouldn’t, but it was nice to hang out with a bunch of old friends. It was really reassuring that things are going to be okay, and that it won’t take as much to make me happy anymore as I originally thought. When we went back to...
If you dream of him, he will come; and with luck, in more ways than one.– A Total Waste of Makeup
No one should have to wake up if the small hand is still on the left side of the...– A Total Waste of Makeup
You have to really commit to a breakup for it to take. It takes as much of a...– A Total Waste Of Makeup
Butter beans and black coffee.
Truely the breakfast of champions.
Two hours and nineteen minutes in counting
and it hasn’t stopped. Wtf, tear ducts!
First my phone, then my car, then my boyfriend...
My fucking laptop? Jesus Christ.
You know when there’s that one song that you pass when you hit shuffle on itunes and you hear the first note and your heart just sinks not only because of the memories attatched to it but because you know two years ago you couldn’t pass it without listening to it four times because it made you feel so giddy.
BUA Tim: you deserve better sis
This is SO AWESOME! I wanna try it! →
tonytoday: (via natethegreat) My brother showed this to me with the actual paper, it’s so sick!
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...– Bob Marley (via megamazing) (via shany) (via 0livej00ce) (via hit-or-miss) (via lovebot) (via witchindarkroom) (via charmingortedious) (via dreamsandbones)
Definitely just hydroplaned and crashed into the...
of course nothing bad happened to hers, but I have a couple thousand dollars worth of damage. greaaat.
Tuskawilla Nursing and Rehab
I can finally say, after two months of constantly waiting for the state surveyors to make their suprise visit, I’m not dreading work. It’s finally over, and I can continue with my regular work shift.
guys, i'm a game expert.
popozao: i’m immune to it, okay. it is possible to be winning the game, which is when you aren’t thinking of the game, so it’s kind of impossible to be aware that you’re winning. there is no actual final victory though. the whole objective is just to forget about the game, which is pretty much impossible too (with the exception of a few circumstances) because you will always be reminded of...