It's so weird
Being with family that you NEVER see, and realizing how many things you have in common with them. Cousins that live far away, it’s weird noticing how I’m quiet like one, and how my laptop is my child like the other. I loveee this. And my phone works.
I came to South Florida
Coconut Creek/Parkland to be exact, in order to get a car. My dad owns the Coconut Creek Infiniti dealership, and he was supposed to get me a car for Christmas. He showed me a Jaguar, some Volvos, and a 97 Toyota Camry with 100,000+ miles on it. I leave to Hollywood (Florida) tomorrow at eight AM. I still don’t have a car. (Or a phone. I dropped it in the toilet, go me.)
If anyone is reading this
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Am I the only one
Who likes to go through the calendar you’re about to throw away, just to remember everything I’ve done throughout the year?
Christmas presents :)
I got a Chucky doll, a camera, books (Boomsday, A Piece of Cake, Marilyn Manson’s long hard road out of hell, Sharon Osbourne’s autobiography, The Year of Living Biblically, Intellectual Devotional, The Jungle, Maggie a Girl of the Streets, and The Traveler, which is that cute childrens book at starbucks), I got the ‘My Document’ laptop sleeve, I got a calendar, and a...
Neat people vs. Sloppy people →
I have found my justification for being “sloppy”. This has to be one of the best essays I’ve ever read.
note to self. read cir du freak (sp?)
shegoesbam: stupidinboston:sooshi: Ingrid...
It is first of all necessary to make the organ of vision analogous and similar...– Plotinus
Whenever I’m eating one of those “fun sized” chocolate bars I...– Patrick Cassels
Two inches from a main artery - Through the eyes...
You know I think you’re the only girl in the world who can stand on a...– I started watching Gentlemen Prefer Blondes earlier today. (it was time for Jeopardy so I had to stop), so far it was cute.
If I could pick one person to hang out with, dead...
Oh, so yesterday
I went to the ER. I don’t know why, but my lower abdominal region was HURTING. It wouldn’t tone down or anything, and I had to skip work. Eventually, we pussied out and went to the ER. (We left because they wanted to charge us 390 bucks WITH INSURANCE just for checking my vitals, as well as the extra thousands and thousands for a catscan and mri) But I’m better now. And the only...
The 10 most disturbing puppets ever shown on TV →
Don’t put it in your mouth.
"If you don't stop ringing that bell, I am going... →
I feel like this sometimes.
Is it weird
That I often like to open books that I started reading but haven’t finished, or even just haven’t opened in a long time, just to see what I’ve been using as a book mark? (I don’t like doing the dog-earred crap unless it’s an old old book) And when I do so, I like to take out what I’ve been using and replace it with something else. It’s really interesting...
Dorothea Brande’s 12 mental exercises.
iveneverheardofyou: (From here.) Dorothea Brande’s twelve mental exercises. Note: she wrote these in 1936, so you need to adapt of few of them. 1. Spend an hour each day without saying anything except in answer to direct questions, in the midst of the usual group, without creating the impression that you’re sulking or ill. Be as ordinary as possible. But do not volunteer remarks or try to draw...
Christmas List! →
There’s a definite reason why I don’t audition to be in anything, no matter how bad I want it.
Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find...
pilnick: tylercoates: “Bits of it made him laugh, but he couldn’t seem to keep track of the broader premise, or plot (was there a premise, or plot?).” Claire Messud, The Emperor’s Children (Sorry, I’m a sucker for this shit.) “There are certain types of people who, as soon as some undeniable fact is written down, find it amusing to show why that “fact” is false after all.” Hofstader -...
12 Days of Christmas' items would cost $86,609 →
I’m getting my first car for Christmas! I’m psyched. Apparently, as of right now this second, I’m getting a beige-metallic (gold) Toyota Camry, and it only has 40,000 miles on it. Although I can’t stand gold cars, I’m happy :)
TELL ME HOW I MISSED THIS.
A 64 PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS WAS ON SALE AT LEE’S WALGREENS ON BLACK FRIDAY FOR NINETY FREAKING NINE CENTS. damnit.