May 2013
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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My first skills assessment is coming up and I’m terrified. I have a bad habit of losing count while I’m taking pulse and respirations when I get nervous. The test is on medical assessment, trauma assessment, and vital signs. We just learned blood pressure on monday, and we have one more day for in class practice until our test. Lucky for me I have my own cuff, but unfortunately I have...
k1mkardashian:
theniggaskaramazov:
theniggaskaramazov:
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
bye
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
I think it’s funny how everyone on tumblr is all BEAUTY IS IN THE INSIDEEE AWWW EVERYONE IS SO GORGEOUS NO MATTER WHATTTT
and then there’s this.
theprincessofjohndave:
chicken nugger=to be a chicken nugget
yo= chicken nuggo nostros= chicken nuggemos
tú= chicken nugges vostros chicken nuggéis
usted= chicken nugge ustedes= chicken nuggen
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
This sounds like a song by Brand New
If It Weren't For You MEDdling Kids: Week 4.5 →
tazoracjourney:
Guys, I know it’s only been three days since my last post but I am SO HAPPY with my skin right now.
I know it still looks just as bad, but my forehead is almost totally clear from active acne! What you see is mostly scarring! And yeah, I still have some stuff on my…
rhus-radicans:
don’t EVER
EVER
EVER
let anyone ever shit on your favorite movies or music or books or tv shows
impossible—soul:
cause of death: greys anatomy
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
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This is so surreal. In about a month, I’ll be working in the hospitals, and with the fire departments for my clinicals. It’s so crazy to think that when someone calls 911 on those days, I’ll be one of the people showing up. I’m so nervous and excited and I want to do a good job. I don’t want to get in the way or piss anyone off. After this summer, I can finally get a...
I go to work when it's dark, I leave work when...
mydaywasworsethanyours:
handsome-squidward:
gameandwatch:
natsugay:
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
Proof for those of us that are unaware
I’m crying listen to it
'Duck Dynasty' Star Vows to Quit if A&E Bans Talk... →
frat-rickhenry990:
Go Phil! A&E would be committing ratings suicide if they attempted this, seeing as Duck Dynasty is their most watched show.
“You know what MD means? My. Decision.”
– Dr. EZ, in a mock argument with an OB nurse over whether to give a patient fluids.
(via wayfaringmd)
bellatrixissexy:
winchester-hale:
idontknowaskhermione:
It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.
i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.
Best teacher...
muggleland:
the ceo of ambercrrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
Because exercise and a good diet are just too much...
madsweat:
I take Aspirin for the Headache caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hayfever I got from Relenza for the uneasy stomach from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for the motion sickness I got from the Lomotil I take for the diarrhea caused by the Xenical for uncontrolled weight gain from the Paxil I take for the anxiety from Zocor I take for...
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
misandryspice:
alien-princessclub:
If a dude ever tells you to shave your pubes because he thinks they’re gross then yeah you should totally shave them and then glue them to his face while he’s sleeping and skip out the damn door
File under: plans
lol awesome. my husband is okay with me shaving, but he also likes when I’m not shaven because he said it’s womanly :) I am a lucky...
mrtwentington:
Me:
You:
good lord
Vacant Thoughts: idiosyncratic: dickleklepto:... →
idiosyncratic:
dickleklepto:
idiosyncratic:
I really wish I knew someone with the same taste in music as me. Marty is about the closest thing I’ve found, but I would like to find a girl friend that I can listen to Norah Jones, Kaleigh Baker, Chicago musical songs, Pantera, and…
ahhhh you are the best. and I know the feeling! we can just be bffs and screw everyone else :)
dickleklepto:
idiosyncratic:
I really wish I knew someone with the same taste in music as me. Marty is about the closest thing I’ve found, but I would like to find a girl friend that I can listen to Norah Jones, Kaleigh Baker, Chicago musical songs, Pantera, and at least appreciate Morbid Angel and Slayer.
uh hello? what am I chopped liver? <3 lol.
No! I just forget that you’re...
I wish someone could just tap into my thoughts and give me advice. I have a really hard time articulating what I need help with.
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I really wish I knew someone with the same taste in music as me. Marty is about the closest thing I’ve found, but I would like to find a girl friend that I can listen to Norah Jones, Kaleigh Baker, Chicago musical songs, Pantera, and at least appreciate Morbid Angel and Slayer.
I’m really chatty tonight for some reason, don’t mind me everyone.
Things I hear people say when I'm ultrasounding...
ecresident:
This happens in about 1 out of every 3 male abdominal ultrasound exams.
I’ve thought about this…like annoying things that everyone in the general public feels the need to say to people in various job positions. As a cash register person on weekends, if a transaction doesn’t go through right away, it’s “oh, I guess it’s free today!” my...
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Okay, so the EMS party that I went to
Let me just start off by saying
If Marty were not there with me, I would have been screwed. I’m really bad at conversing in party situations (where everyone’s talking to everyone and people come up and say hi randomly etc)
So I got introduced to the doctor, I’ll call him Dr. Brown.
He’s already heard a lot about me and whatnot so it was really important for me to speak...
